Friday fun

Oct 21, 2016

Famous folks talking about the merits of imbibing.

“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. ” -Frank Sinatra

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funny friday

Sep 23, 2016

I found this one a few years ago, once again, I can’t remember where.

Estate Planning 

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. “I may look like just an ordinary man,” he said to her, “but in just a few years, my father will die, and I’ll inherit 20 million dollars.”

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than men.