Calgary based Graphic design, Illustration, comic, cartoon and caricature

I love jokes, no, REALLY love jokes. Years ago I started a file of all the jokes friends have sent me or told me—well not all—but as many as I can compile. Here’s a couple of short ones that someone sent me—attributed to a survey of jokes by Laughlab and the British Association for the Advancement of Science:

A guy phones the hospital and is screaming “You’ve got to send help, My wife’s in labour!’ The nurse says “Calm down, Is this her first child?” He replies “No, this is her HUSBAND!”

Two hunters from New Jersey are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing. The other whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps out to the operator: “My friend is dead. What can I do?”

The operator in a calm soothing voice says “Just take it easy. First let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?”

Freelance Graphic designer,Illustrator, cartoonist and caricaturist. Specializing in logos, posters, web design, printed publications, Illustration, cartoons and caricature, Illustration design, graphic illustration