YouTube can now take you back in time. You can go to this link and then pick a year, and see videos from that year. It’s pretty cool, check out 1903, I didn’t even know they had video back then.
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September 30, 2010
back in time
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September 24, 2010
funny friday
People send me jokes, all the time. Some funny, some not so much. A large percentage are blond jokes … interesting. Anyhow, here’s a bunch of play-on-words sent to me. I hope they make you go hmmm.
- I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.
- I had amnesia once — or twice.
- Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.
- Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
- All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
- I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
- Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
- If the world were a logical place, men would ride horses side-saddle.
- A beggar asked me for 50 cents for a sandwich. I said, “First let me see the sandwich.”
- What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?
- They told me I was gullible … and I believed them.
- Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he’ll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.
- Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
- Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone .
- What if there were no hypothetical questions?
- One nice thing about egoists: They don’t talk about other people.
- When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.
- Diplomacy is the art of saying “nice doggy” until you can find a rock.
- A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
- What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
- My weight is perfect for my height – which varies.
- I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
- The cost of living hasn’t affected its popularity.
- How can there be self-help “groups”?
- Is there another word for synonym?
- Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all”?
- The speed of time is one-second per second.
- Is it possible to be totally partial?
- What’s another word for thesaurus?
- If you’re cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
- Is Marx’s tomb a communist plot?
- If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
- Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I’ll show you a man who can’t get his pants off.
- It’s not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
- If you can lead it to water and force it to drink, it isn’t a horse.
- Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
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September 21, 2010
artist or cook?
Artist John Riepenhoff has created a piece that doesn’t look like a pizza, it is a pizza. I thought that making a pizza was done by a cook. I’m assuming there will now be a pizza cook making a sculpture or a painting and calling it dinner. The Artist’s site here, the news article here.
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September 16, 2010
new work
I’ve always been intrigued by religion. The icons that it has generated, the devil, angels, god—symbols of morality.
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September 15, 2010
plane boring
We’ve all seen those flight attendants go through the safety dance, showing us where the exits are and how to use the air mask. It’s a boring experience. So are the videos on the large carriers, and if you’re in Canada—seeing it in both French and English can be painful. Good design considers the user of a product or service and makes a good experience. Advertisers have known this for years, you can’t bore someone into buying a product. Virgin Airlines has looked at the smallest detail of the boring video and taken the opportunity to stand out and make it an enjoyable experience. This video is an great example of good design enriching your experience and making it memorable. Boring is memorable too, but why not make things less so.
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September 8, 2010
the art museum you can love to hate
There’s a museum dedicated to bad art. Imagine finally getting your work in a gallery, only to find out it was this one.
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is it me?
I noticed a familiar symbol being used as a logo on a local politician’s website here. I recognize the circular logo, I saw it on a t-shirt advertising by another company the other day. Then it hit me—why, it’s the on/off button on computers everywhere. If you see someone else using it as a logo, let me know and I’ll post them. I want to see how many people are using this image seen everywhere around the world millions of times a day, and I wonder about the copyright issues on such an ubiquitous image.
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Sal’s world’s largest FREE school
Sal Khan is doing amazing things. He has produced by himself a library of 1,600 instructional videos. The fact that all you need is an internet connection and you can learn Math, Science, and other stuff for free. Altruism is still alive.
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September 5, 2010
ghosts
I’m processing an album of my wife’s late moms family photos. It’s weird, the costumes have changed, but the people are the same as today. I may post more of these, but here’s one I call pride, the only notation in the wax paper holding the pictures down is “David”.
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September 3, 2010
funny friday
I’m not big on blonde jokes, but this one is too funny too pass up. Just replace blonde with brunette or Latvian, or whateverrr …
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little yellow bug and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde’s driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. “What does it look like”?’ she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, “It’s square and it has your picture on it”.
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it, and handed it to the policewoman. “Here it is,” she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, “Okay, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop” .
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